Yes, we have no vampires

Sample conversation:

Me: I’m a really tough stick.

Phlebotomist: You have a good vein right here.

Me: It will roll. Guaranteed.

Phlebotomist: No, I’ve got it.

Me: Ow.

Me: Ow.

Me: Ow!

Phlebotomist: Uh, it rolled. Let me see your other arm.

Me: *cries*

This is why I don’t enjoy reading vampire fiction and won’t write it either.

Which isn’t such a bad thing; I have to make up something new.