Up for Grabs

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People who have read my recent ebook anthology Up for Grabs have noticed that there is one story that is not really about transsexuality, though it contains some amazing transformations. It’s a steampunk tale that remains fresh and vivid even now that some of us are growing weary of steampunk. It has mad scientists, orgasm machines, and scandalous behavior set in a realm of Victorian manners. I’ve been asked by everyone including the author why I chose this anthology for The Ontological Engine. The full answer to this question is difficult to convey.

Let’s start with the Circlet Press slush pile. There is a certain type of manuscript that arrives with a cover letter stating “We hope you will enjoy this story, or at least find it funny.” This statement is the sign of doom. You could argue coincidence, or you could point out that these stories seem to be written by people who are so nervous writing about sex that they can only pull it off if the sex is so stupid that it can’t be threatening, or that there’s rarely anything funny about a story that tries too hard. These are stories that we anticipate reading with absolute dread.

“The Ontological Engine” is–not to put too fine a point on it–funny. And hot. Stories that make you laugh so hard that you have to loosen your clothes and so hot that you have to loosen them more are not easy to pull off. How could I not make room for this rauchy little number?

Since the original publication we’ve put an mp3 of this story up for sale (first part is free). We are beginning work on an entire collection of stories set in this world for 2010. I can hardly wait to get to work on cover art for this one. And today, just to bring another smile to my face, we have a lovely buff from the author of ErosBlog. Please enjoy the review, download the free first part of the mp3, pour yourself a nice cup of tea, and enjoy yourself.

 

One of my editing projects, the latest installment of Circlet’s gay speculative fiction anthologies, Wired Hard 4, is now available. Check out the link for purchasing information. There’s a not safe for work excerpt on Circlet. Here’s another!

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Circlet Press just released a paranormal romance with werewolves and zombies:

Janey Hyde is fighting to keep her people alive in a Manhattan ravaged by zombies. Seamus, the leader of a werewolf pack also on the island is doing the same. Will an alliance between them be the salvation of their tribes? Or is the intense attraction they feel for each other going to be their downfall? Exploring love, lust, war, and politics, ALPHA is the debut novel from writer Molly Maddox. Seamus’s pack isn’t ready to accept a human in their midst, and attracted to him as she is, Janey isn’t sure she’s ready to submit to an alpha male when it could undermine her authority with her own people. But there is more at stake than her pride and his principles, and only by working together will they find a future.

Click on the link for an excerpt and purchase information.

 

If I get any more good news tonight, I may explode.  Rainbow reviews has published this lovely take on Up for Grabs, a short story collection I edited.

 

I just received a piece of mail from Torquere Books.  They’re buying Wishbone.

 

I’m going to be at ReaderCon this weekend. I’m not on any programming, though I’ll be volunteering in the consuite for a bit on Saturday. I have some cute flyers for The Memorial Garden. Feel free to ask me for one, or check out the cool pair of socks I’m knitting.

 

Up For Grabs: Exploring the Worlds of Gender
edited by Lauren P. Burka

With stories by Vinnie Tesla, Anya Levin, David D. Levine, Zachary Jernigan, and Ellen Tevault.

Up for Grabs is my first editing project with Circlet Press.

Read an anthology of erotic stories where gender is up for grabs. Thousands of people spend time on the Internet identified with a gender other than the one they were born with, for erotic gratification or to stretch their imaginations. But we asked our writers what if you got a tax break for changing your gender? What if you could choose to be no gender at all until you went on a date? What are the implications, both sexual and social, of gender possibilities beyond the choices and ideas our society currently holds.

Buy it directly from us here at Circlet.com as a PDF, or from one of our retailers:

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    I wrote the stories in Mate years ago. The Circlet Press publication is dated 1992, but the stories were written at least a year before that and posted on USENET, an early precursor of the World Wide Web. I’ve been surprised how well these stories held up over the years. Even when “Mate” was out of print and hadn’t yet been converted to an ebook by Circlet, I’d receive a couple of notes per year, often from folks who read my stories from an archive, praising the old stories and inquiring after new ones.

    I’d have to say the nicest piece of praise ever showed up in my mailbox today. Let me show you what PD Singer has to say about “Mate: and more tales from the erotic edge of sf/fantasy.”

    The ebook itself is available from Circlet Press

     

    “In MEMORIAL GARDEN, Lauren Burka has created a world of decadence ruled by an empress who values her own pleasure far above the lives of her consorts.  Full of erotic and ironic twists and turns, this story creates a tapestry of sensual surprises and forbidden pleasures.”
    NYT best selling author Rebecca York

     

    The Memorial Garden CoverMy ebook novella, “The Memorial Garden,” is now available for sale at Torquere Books.  Torquere has a very nice “pepper” rating scale so that readers can pick fiction that meets their comfort level, from sweet and mild to controversial and kinky.  “The Memorial Garden” rated a jalapeño, not a habañero as I might have expected.  Now I really want to read some of their habañero-rated fiction…

    I’m including a surprisingly work-safe excerpt below.

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    Sofian opened another door. This room was not empty. A pile of clothes covered half the bed and spilled onto the floor. Empty bottles stood in ranks on the dresser. Where were the attendants? They always whisked away Sofian’s discarded clothing from his own room before it hit the ground. Though it was daylight, the curtains were drawn.

    The pile of clothes on the bed moved and opened eyes the color of smoke from a dying fire.

    Sofian fumbled with the door, which had jammed on a up-curled corner of rug. “I’m so sorry,” he said.

    “Don’t be,” said the man on the bed, sleepily. “The doors don’t lock here, haven’t you noticed?” He lifted his head. Sofian recognized the man from the hall of sea statues. Untied, his pale hair spilled down his back like a broken fan.

    “I’m Sofian.”
    “I know.” Then, perhaps realizing his reply lacked courtesy, he added, “I’m Numair.”

    His garments looked worn, and they hung loosely on his dissipated flesh. He smelled of alcohol-tainted sweat. There was a wasted beauty to him — Sofian imagined breaking himself on the man’s body, as if it was made of marble and barbed wire. Now that Numair wore no gloves, the dead mark was visible on his right hand. If he was a consort, why did he live in such squalor? If not, what was he doing here?

    Light flooded the room, mercilessly illuminating the unswept corners, the undergarments spilling from open drawers, and the pile of dirty dishes on a chair. Numair winced and squeezed his eyes shut. Sofian looked down and saw the light radiating from the mark on his hand.

    “I don’t understand.”

    “She wants you.”

    “What?”

    “Go back to your room. That bitch Nibal will be looking for you.”

    Sofian shut the door and ran back down the hallway, his guts twisting and mouth paper-dry.

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