I realize that this story has been fairly visible for a few days and many people have already read it. But it was so darned funny I had to share just in case someone missed it and the opportunity to have their clinical depression cured by laughing at sex research.
Kneel to Me
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The Memorial Garden
Up for Grabs
Wired Hard 4
Wishbone