Contest: Books for Butt Shots!

I’m giving away copies of every ebook on my web site to anyone who participates in my contest. All you have to do is send me a photo of your butt to help advertise my web site!

Here’s how it works. First go to my site, http://www.lpbtales.com and find a book from the list that I write or edit. This means the books with “buy me” photo buttons. If you have a question about whether a book is available, mail me at the address I will give below.

If you find a book you like, than send me an eligible photo of your butt, the book you would like, and a statement that you are over 21 and that I have permission to post a photo of your butt.

Eligible butt photos:

Must be of your butt or someone who gave you permission to photograph their butt (and if it’s of someone else’s butt, I need permission from them and a statement that they are over 21). There are ways to check to see if you stole a photo off the net, and while they are not foolproof, I will be using them. Stay honest. More to the point, don’t get me involved in theft of intellectual property.

Must be tasteful, in as much as a butt photo can be. This means no butts with things in them, no spread cheeks, no gaping holes, no visible genitals. Your back and legs may be included if they are well-behaved.

Must be attractive or interesting enough to help advertise my site. A beautiful butt beautifully presented is nice, but I’d like to see average butts with, say, a nicely presented message about my site penned across the buns. Or you can add a message with Photoshop, but, as I said, it must be your own butt.

In order to receive an ebook, a butt photo must not only meet all of the above eligibility standards, but have something that sets it apart–whether humor, art value, or sexiness–from the run-of-the-mill butt shot.

You may send me as many butt photos as you want. I will give you a book for every eligible photo. However, I only have five books to give away, so you may want to stop at five photos.

Your butt photo will appear on my site or in ads for my site, so you had better mean it when you give me permission.

Send photos to lpbb@lpbtales.com.

Contest begins immediately and continues until I get bored.

I think I’ve covered everything, but if you have a question just ask.