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	<title>Lauren&#039;s Tales</title>
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	<description>Erotic Science Fiction and Fantasy</description>
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		<title>Found my Aspie superpower</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve always been a good proofreader, but I never realized how good.  This is because I can&#8217;t accurately proofread anything that I have already read.  In fact, I&#8217;m not so much better at proofreading, as I&#8217;m probably much, much faster.  Anyone can have good spelling and grammar knowledge, but only an Aspie has a brain <a href='http://www.lpbtales.com/writing/found-my-aspie-superpower/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>You must know this:  how to defeat the NYT&#8217;s paywall</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It has come to my attention that many people do not know that the nytimes.com paywall can be defeated by deleting all of your nytimes.com cookies.  Now you know.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lpbtales.com/news/you-must-know-this-how-to-defeat-the-nyts-paywall/</link>
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		<title>Short Attention Span:  Tweets from  2011-06-19</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It doesn&#039;t matter which recipe you use for brownies if your chocolate is Schaffenberger 99%. # Powered by Twitter Tools]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lpbtales.com/tweets/short-attention-span-tweets-from-2011-06-19/</link>
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		<title>Short Attention Span:  Tweets from  2011-06-12</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have mastered cable knitting without a cable needle. I wonder if it will work as well with non-wool yarns. # I tweet about knitting and an apparent knitter starts following me. Coincidence? Don&#039;t be silly. # Powered by Twitter Tools]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lpbtales.com/tweets/short-attention-span-tweets-from-2011-06-12/</link>
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		<title>A chat</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Someone: heyaa! Me: do i know you? Someone: Hey whats up? 21/f here you Me: do i know you? Someone: ah alright&#8230; sorry i can be forgetful sometimes&#8230; Me: do i know you? Someone: i just got done working out &#38; taking a shower&#8230;i&#8217;m feeling a little horny Me: do i know you? Someone: sooo&#8230;. <a href='http://www.lpbtales.com/uncategorized/a-chat/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Short Attention Span:  Tweets from  2011-06-05</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sent from my iPad # Heavy storm with tornado alerts. Spouse heard warnings over the car radio first time ever. # New 8&#039; whip arrived today. First whip I own that may require ear plugs. # Powered by Twitter Tools]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lpbtales.com/tweets/short-attention-span-tweets-from-2011-06-05/</link>
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		<title>Short Attention Span:  Tweets from  2011-05-22</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Way too cold for May. Widget sits on the radiator crying for me to &#34;fix&#34; the heat. # Powered by Twitter Tools]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lpbtales.com/tweets/short-attention-span-tweets-from-2011-05-22/</link>
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		<title>Short Attention Span:  Tweets from  2011-05-15</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I cut my hair last weekend. Friends are asked not to be freaked out. # Whips. Dandelions. Off with their heads! Fun! Migraine. Must lie down now. # I have a bad feeling about the chicken salad I just ate. # Powered by Twitter Tools]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lpbtales.com/tweets/short-attention-span-tweets-from-2011-05-15/</link>
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		<title>Short Attention Span:  Tweets from  2011-05-08</title>
		<description><![CDATA[plastic bag pillow/ wet grass bed on median/ homeless on parkway. # Powered by Twitter Tools]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lpbtales.com/tweets/short-attention-span-tweets-from-2011-05-08/</link>
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		<title>Short Attention Span:  Tweets from  2011-05-01</title>
		<description><![CDATA[funny for blue staters: http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/da037a35-ea7a-4ee8-acba-a7f43eb49a51.jpg # Powered by Twitter Tools]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lpbtales.com/tweets/short-attention-span-tweets-from-2011-05-01/</link>
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