Someone: heyaa!

Me: do i know you?

Someone: Hey whats up? 21/f here you

Me: do i know you?

Someone: ah alright… sorry i can be forgetful sometimes…

Me: do i know you?

Someone: i just got done working out & taking a shower…i’m feeling a little horny

Me: do i know you?

Someone: sooo…. what’s up you feel like having a little fun?

Me: do i know you?

Someone: well i have a cam.. Do you wanna watch me play with pussy while talking to you ;)

Me: do i know you?

Someone: k well.. click <URL>then click the green “accept invite” button… fill out your info.. Dont worry it’s FREEE.. just give it a few seconds to load..

Me: may i have your credit card number?

Someone: i use this site to play on cam cuz i dont wanna be recorded!!.. this site doesnt allow people to record me :-P

Me: may i have your credit card number?

Someone: credit card is just to verify your age gotta make sure you’re over 18 before i get to show you my pussy or ass qt.

Me: do i know you?

System: The message “do i know you?” could not be delivered. The other person’s software cannot process commands at the rate they are being received.

Me: do i know you?

Someone: Well if you need any help ill be getting ready for you.. ;x i can’t wait to show you my body.. so please hury!..

Me: you’re a bot. you don’t have a body.

Someone: if i was a bot ..why would i be wearing this hat?? lolz

Someone is now offline.

 

I call it the “discount” issue.

It works like this:

Something unhappy (but not devastating) happens to you. You know that you will feel depressed about it for a certain unknown amount of time, and then one day it won’t bother you. You want a discount on the amount of time it takes to recover, because you’ve had so much practice at feeling this way already.

Or:

Something about a situation keeps setting off terrible emotional warning bells. However, you know that you are actually safe, and that the warning bells are an old defense mechanism reacting against a problem you don’t have anymore. You know your reaction is stupid, but you can’t stop doing it. You want to return the defense mechanism to the store where you got it.

 

According to Google Analytics, posts about zombies and sex are the most popular on my site. Mind you, this isn’t saying much, as the total number of visits is quite small from day to day, so that it’s not possible to say much about my blog traffic that isn’t lost in the margin of error. Even though I am not a big zombie sex fan, I feel a need to report zombie sex news when it comes to my attention. If anyone feels that they can do better justice to the subjects of zombies, sex and erotica, please let me know and I’ll post a link to your blog.

Zombie sex fans will be pleased to know that Dan Savage’s sex advice column Savage Love addresses zombie sex this week.

 

I didn’t have the name of the site that processes documents to ebook formats last night.  I do now.  It is SMASHWORDS.  Check it out!

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