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Kneel to Me

Recently I got the cover art back for a novel I wrote, and I was not pleased. However, bad cover art stories are boring little cliches, so I didn’t post about it.

Today, however, I finalized with Circlet the cover art for my next anthology. Because of our low budget and tricky requirements, Circlet is pretty much stuck with making something out of stock art. It’s tough to find one image that gets across what a book is about, especially if it’s an anthology. Distributors won’t take art with visible female nipples. There’s a lot of information about what covers work best to sell a book, and some of it’s even right.

That said, it came out rather nice, don’t you think?

 

One of my editing projects, the latest installment of Circlet’s gay speculative fiction anthologies, Wired Hard 4, is now available. Check out the link for purchasing information. There’s a not safe for work excerpt on Circlet. Here’s another!

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The Erotica Readers and Writers Association, one of our favorite destinations on the web, has reviewed our gender-queer anthology Up for Grabs: Exploring the Worlds of Gender.

The reviewer says, “[a]fter reading Up for Grabs, I have one complaint. It’s much too short!” Read the whole review here.

 

You may remember that I proposed a porn parody contest once upon a time. After an agony of indecision, I have chosen a winner–Julie Cox’s story “I Want to Suck Your…” Without further delay, I present the winner for your enjoyment.

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Publishers can’t easily tell you how many copies your book has sold.

I know this now.  But I didn’t always know it.  I once asked a publisher the same question.  Therefore I refuse to think of it as a stupid question, because I don’t ask stupid questions, right?  Uhm.  Anyway.

If it were a paper book, it would take a year to tell you how many copies sold.  This is because publishers allow bookstores to return unsold copies of books in case the bookstore decides to spend the money on something they think will sell better, like copies of a new book purporting to examine the evidence that Elvis is alive.

Even ebooks aren’t that easy to track.  You think it would be, since it’s all on computer.   But coming up with a number would mean someone who has real work to do would have to sit down and tabulate the results from every distributor involved.  Since the answer is probably less than one hundred and might even be less than ten, it’s not really worth the effort.  Even people like me who arguably don’t have much real work to do would have to bother someone who does in order to get figures to add up.

I blame Amazon.  They don’t tell you their sales numbers, but they do have this really strange sales rank thing.  People have tried to explain what their sales rank thing might mean (no one knows, possibly not even Amazon).  I think they make it up.  However, it does give authors something they can click on over and over, and tempts them to do silly things like have their friends buy copies of the ebook from Amazon all on the same day in an attempt to boost the magic number, even if the actual money made from this tactic is less than if everyone bought the book straight from the publisher for a higher royalty percentage.

I try to be gentle with people who ask for sales information even if I can’t give it.

This brings me to a letter of last night where an author asked me for sales information on not one but two books not published by Circlet.

It might be conceivable that I could know sales numbers from a book published by Circlet, even if I don’t.  But I’m not sure why she expected that I might know sales numbers from a book not even by the same publisher.  Is it possible she doesn’t know who is publishing her books?  I mean, she must have signed a contract at some point.   Presumably she read the contract.

In fact, it’s way too silly of her not to know who publishes her books that I will stick with an alternate explanation.  I have as of yet undiscovered superpowers to know sales figures from books from other publishers, and she was trying to do me a big favor by making me discover this ability.  That must be it.

What a lame superpower.

 

If I get any more good news tonight, I may explode.  Rainbow reviews has published this lovely take on Up for Grabs, a short story collection I edited.

 

Because this is why you read my blog, right?

One of the toughest aspects of slushing is, for me, the requirement always to say something nice about a submission, no matter how awful it is.  I have a problem with this.

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There’s a certain story that lands in the slush pile so often that it is a cliché.  A woman (petite except for her enormous breasts, Asian or half-Asian or other “exotic” race) decides on a sudden whim to sign up for training in sexual slavery.  A thin veneer of scifi is provided by mentioning that society supports legally-binding slave contracts.  The woman is stripped naked and put through a “training” regime in which she doesn’t actually learn anything, but is subjected to every sexual practice that punches the author’s buttons (and in some cases, nobody else’s).  Then she is sold off to the perfect master and lives happily after, pussy shaved and butt plugged, until she gets older and she gets stretch marks.  These stories are always named “[exotic name]‘s Journey.”

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Up For Grabs: Exploring the Worlds of Gender
edited by Lauren P. Burka

With stories by Vinnie Tesla, Anya Levin, David D. Levine, Zachary Jernigan, and Ellen Tevault.

Up for Grabs is my first editing project with Circlet Press.

Read an anthology of erotic stories where gender is up for grabs. Thousands of people spend time on the Internet identified with a gender other than the one they were born with, for erotic gratification or to stretch their imaginations. But we asked our writers what if you got a tax break for changing your gender? What if you could choose to be no gender at all until you went on a date? What are the implications, both sexual and social, of gender possibilities beyond the choices and ideas our society currently holds.

Buy it directly from us here at Circlet.com as a PDF, or from one of our retailers:

  • Amazon’s Kindle Store
  • All Romance eBooks (.prc, Palm, epub)
  • Smashwords (.mobi, LRF, epub, pdb, HTML)
  • Fictionwise (all ebook formats)
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    I don’t like writing rejection letters.

    In a perfect world, I wouldn’t need to reject anything.  Ebooks don’t have the space limitations of print books.  If I got so many stories that I couldn’t possibly fit them in one book, I’d put out two anthologies.

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