Unusual Relationship Issues

You read or hear about it all the time. One half of a couple feels that their sexual needs are not being met. One way to deal with this issue is for the unsatisfied person to find another person to get, er, satisfied with. Sometimes open relationships are involved, but often people skip that part and just cheat on each other, with resulting drama.

All of my needs in that department are met, thank you very much. But I have another source of dissatisfaction. I’d like to go to parties in my area once in a while, and my spouse finds socializing to be the source of much anxiety.

I’m putting out feelers for someone who would like to be a party escort. Actually, I thought of posting something along these lines to CraigsList just to see what happens, but I’m not sure I could handle the hilarity.

Looking for one person living in the greater Boston area who wants to enjoy the occasional pool party or group outing with me. Gender is irrelevant. Applicants must have car and must not smoke. In return I will make sure you have a good time, and will reciprocate with baked or knitted goods and a split of gas money.

And if anything particularly funny results from this quest, I’ll be sure to blog it without names or identifying information. If nothing funny happens, I’ll try posting to CraigsList just for the LOLZ.