Generally speaking, men come with penises. I know there are exceptions, but I’ve not been fortunate enough to know any of the exceptions well enough for the difference to matter.

At this point in my life I have over twenty-five years experience in penis-handling. I’ll freely admit that I haven’t met as many penises as I’d like, but I’ve been able to form a general understanding of their behavior.

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I got a new whip.  It cracks like it wants to crack for me.  It took about a day to get a solid crack out of it.  Now I can’t get it to not crack (unless it’s windy; the whip is pretty light).   It’s called a Performance Hybrid, which is pretty much a fancy name for a Florida cow whip. Continue reading »

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