I wasn’t always so good at communication.

Over twenty years ago, I had a brief, torrid affair with a young waif I met during college. He was so much fun to fuck, yet he came so quietly that I could never tell if he had or not. I could think of no good way to bring up the subject.

The words were obvious. Yet I could not get them over my tongue and past my teeth. There were other questions I didn’t ask, at least not in time. “What do you want?” would have been a good one. Our break-up was sudden and depressing. I wrote some bad poetry. Continue reading »

The submissions period for “Up to Grabs 2″ is about to close.

I have a huge deadline for June 15.

I don’t know if I’ll have time to write The King-Sized Bed.

So many rejections, so little time…

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This is just the outline. Shading in 2 weeks.

Lauren's new tattoo

A year or so ago, my life was in sad shape. However, I was working hard on establishing what some people call a “web presence.” It was time to be a little more careful about what I posted. For all I knew, fans could be repeating some whine I posted ten years later at an SF con. It didn’t seem likely, but I’m already operating with a handicap. Time to be careful.

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Necessity is the mother of invention, but frustration benefits no one.

Due to medication, my mate’s erections are sometimes more torpid than turgid. Through patience and the liberal application of sensations, lubrication and firm hands, it is usually possible to summon a stiffie. But no technique is as important as consistency. He knew (and more importantly, his penis knew) that we’d be fucking every night. My hands, my mouth, and my pussy were always available. Thus he was perfectly happy to forbear from coming until we were together. His penis, no longer distracted by the differences between his hands and my parts, was much more responsive to my summoning spells.

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I didn’t used to believe it when authors told me they had no time to read.  Now I do.

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Hey all! We made it to ten! Let’s celebrate with orgasms.

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Every single day, for months, we have had sex. Now that we’ve begun the habit, it ‘s hard to break. Even if I’m sick and can’t handle the taste of pleasure for myself, I make sure to give him some. After a while, even the most exquisite pleasures become ordinary, and it’s time to revisit old favorites with a new eye.

I could tell the first time I got this handjob thing right. His right hand started flapping in the air, exactly the way a dog kicks his leg in the air if you scratch the right spot. The mood dissolved in laughter, but I was on the right track.

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This book has been out for a bit, but it’s been small news under a pile of big news.

Circlet has served up a double-helping of superhero stories. Volume one is more about superheroes, and volume two about supervillains. You can buy the anthology here.

My story in the first anthology is called “The Double-Edged Bomb,” and it’s the closer.

Hm. Excerpt time? Yes!

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This list pulled from Google Analytics. So far my favorite is “toffee penises.”

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